How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

me at the dentist

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

Brothers From Another Mother

ppl still mad about wishlists like? youre mad… because people.. buy other people gifts? does christmas also anger you

all of ya are crazy lmaooo

omg

when bae is rude to you but hours later you get the “i miss you” text.

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

*jumps over hole in sidewalk* yea you could say im pretty fucking athletic

This is gold

Yes