virgo

DIY shingles

like the disease or the roof tiles

whatever

a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???

Her mom also told me that she “does this all the time”

Bro why is being perceived such an ordeal

i feel like i made myself up

You did! You do! Every day! Every minute!

Legitimately one of my favorite Onion articles

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life