Fangs in the Dark

My favorite part about being sapphic is when the things I love about other women become things I love about myself. One day I was tracing another woman’s stretch marks in a dim bedroom light. And then, seemingly by accident, I was doing it to myself in my bathroom mirror. I loved the feeling of a full hand of flesh when I grabbed a woman’s hips, and then mine didn’t need to be so skinny anymore. I looked at a woman’s lower stomach pudge and thought it was so soft and cute, then never wanted a flat stomach again. Loving women can be so healing when you come from a world that doesn’t.

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr

imagine being such a shit person that elon musk tells you to get a hobby

i hope they both kill eachother in real life <3

by alisandor_ on twitter ❤️‍🔥 karlach, modern au

Carmela Soprano | The Sopranos Season 1

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

I'm sure you're all surprised by my sudden spamming posts about the drake Kendrick beef but I've never heard of a person getting annihilated like this. This is like the ancient celts saying that a good enough bard can raise welts on a man's body if they poetically take them down hard enough. Drake needs to see a dermatologist.

Random MASH Moments (2/∞) ⤷ ep. 5x8 "Dear Sigmund"

I adore him

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The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is