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Maseratus

@maseratus / maseratus.tumblr.com

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demilypyro

Feminist forced to admit that unnecessarily sexualized anime woman with sword is still really fucking cool

This isn't even a gay thing I wouldn't say I'm attracted to any of these characters. if anything I want to be these characters. I want to have a sword and wear pretty clothes and show a little skin and then kill people with my sword

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squiretilde

And she was insanely real for this take, amen.

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how to celebrate earth day

  • Use reusables like water bottles, Tupperware, cutlery, storage, etc
  • Save water by fixing leaks and turning off tap while brushing teeth
  • Make sure recyclable material is clean and in the proper receptable
  • Bike and walk when possible
  • Incorporate more locally produced food into your diet
  • Recognize that the top 10% of the population, comprised of the ultra wealthy, produce almost half of all lifestyle consumption emissions and that you driving a '99 Corolla to work and eating a burger is not remotely comparable to the greenhouse output by the elite class
  • The ultra rich use their wealth to influence government policy to benefit profit margins alone and care not for the environmental impact their decisions have and render the federal agencies unable to punish them or implement change while also influencing the media to push the blame on the common man
  • Realize that late-stage capitalism is the single most powerful driver of global ecosystem destruction and pollution, and we will only stop this wanton overuse of resources if we the people bite down upon the throats of the oligarchs and tear their sweet rotten flesh from their soft bones until they drown in their own blood
  • Plant native plants on your property and don't use pesticides
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prokopetz

One of those going-over-the-fandom's-head memes about Shuro Dungeonmeshi being hopelessly infatuated with Falin and loathing Laios even though they have basically identical personalities where the direct takeaway is "lol, Shuro is dumb" and the part going over the reader's head is "people decide whether your autistic traits are charming quirks or red flags based on whether they find you fuckable".

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edgebug

honestly dni and unfollow me if you support mama after all she's done. she literally has consulted medical professionals over and over and refused to change her behavior re: those under her care. she LITERALLY called the doctor, MORE THAN ONCE, and the doctor very fucking clearly said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. and what happens five fucking seconds later every single time

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howieduet

Um it's actually unethical to keep monkeys from jumping on the bed. I don't care what the doctor says.

oh so it's totally fine to let them fall off and bump their heads? "i love monkey cranial trauma" <- this is what you sound like. also you're violating my dni

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maseratus

Honestly didn’t know about this drama I thought she just killed a man

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doubleca5t

My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

This you?

I don't think I'll ever recover from this one

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its fascinating how very very surface level 1920s-ish jazz age inspired aesthetics are very popular (see: hazbin hotel and electroswing and the endless wave of bowtie pinstripe character designs from the 2010s) but the vast vast majority of people who are into that seem fundamentally disinterested in actually engaging with actual jazz age art and culture because that would require engaging with black art

hello hazbin hotel fan. before you is an image of cab calloway. if you cannot correctly name at least one song of his then you will be dropped into a pool of live hammerhead sharks

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maseratus

I know this isn’t the point but uhh…

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