wouldn't it be nice?
im still giggling that when phil when to hospital he was like :(((( can dan come and they were like no and then dan stayed up all night waiting for him to get back and when dan had to go to a&e coz he couldnt see phil just went Okay bye heres an uber
EXACTLYYYY prev you get it
[sic] is my favorite editorial notation because of its inherent bitchiness.
today is my last day of undergrad classes ever 🫥
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Thrilled to hear this eyedrop story told by both of them. Where would we be without Phil elevating the storytelling with such lines as "I just squirted on his face"
love when they just started singing
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well i wonder which salty bitch did the channel cards this time
heard a song that is soooo dan and phil i am genuinely considering learning how to make edits LMAO
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Man these spot the difference games are getting so hard
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Dan really is like: :((( why isn't phil being unhealthily attached to my hip at all times :((( why isn't he being codependent 😩 i know we live together and work together and do everything together but we need to do even more things together ☹️ where did he learn that i have to do dan things without phil sometimes... do I have to cut his therapy, do I need to write a new mental health book against this??
like you joke but genuinely i think dan went on tour to find himself and prove that he could do it on his own, but has realized that he doesn't have to. they spent more than 2.5 weeks apart and dan said never fucking again
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this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen thank you joey for your gay little crush on danisnotonfire