The Mother

I’m a magician, Robin. Misdirection and deceit are my stock and trade. You don’t want me to lie to you? Lies are the reason that we’re together. Every single thing that I did to get you to say ‘yes’ to me on that rooftop—Patrice, the false engagement, everything, it was all utter malarkey. But underneath all of those lies is one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world. And that’s the fact that I love you. And you know that when I say that I’m not lying. 

How I imagined the finale would be:

How the finale was:

I very fondly remember all of you, no worries ❤️❤️

I still get notified of any and everything regarding this page so I still keep up to date even when I'm not posting for months and months at a time.

(I'm sure some of my bio stuff is out of date though since I use tumblr on my phone 😳 Whoops)

We should buy a bar.

We should totally buy a bar!

Our bar would be awesome.

And dude. Dude. Dude. The name of our bar…

puzzles. 

People will be like “Why’s it called Puzzles?”

THAT’S THE PUZZLE

Randy is my spirit animal and this is basically how I am anytime there’s a new episode of HIMYM.

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

I hate it when u think someone’s your friend and then you find out that they liked the HIMYM finale

And that time I was in a love triangle with hunter and shippy?

(I feel like I have the rest of this exchange saved in some other random folder)

The golden times. I do miss them ;-;

The Story of Ted & Tracy

‘When you meet the right person you know it.’

“Not like this. This is different.”