Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

The Last Zoom

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— Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making | @thequotejournals

Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme

i look in the mirror, i lose my mind a little, i cry on public transport, i walk through a fluorescent supermarket, i have slow and confusing dreams at night. you know how it is

Not all heroes wear capes.

I’m

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this

Masculin Féminin, Jean-Luc Godard (1966)

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times