Every time Jim Sterling puts clips from “Pirates of the Dark Water” and “Skeleton Warriors”, I have to ask myself:

do people actually remember those shows? were they niche? 

idk I had bootleg vhs tapes with really bad dub and somehow I remember those two shows vividly

groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them

too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice

i love this but DON’T denigrate the fucked up bathroom that’s a legend

fucked up bathroom?

before and after extensive diy renovations 

this looks like a doom wad

The extremely good news is that someone DID make it into a doom wad

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336

this is un fucking believable

I’m sorry, y’all are selling RIPline (The Machine to Kill Children) short, so I need to bring in YouTuber and generally amazing person Dan Olson in to sum this up for me

And some visual aides

donations have stalled :(

im rosaria, an unemployed mentally ill black bi s*x worker

my rent was due today but i was given until friday so i literally have like...a day basically to get up $300.

i am also paying for a room which is $80

i am also in strong need of food atm as well.

putting out there again that i do sell pics and other (limited) services as well. be 18+ if youre gonna dm me

paypal.me/tradgoth

cash app: $gothicprincex

venmo: gothgirl1999

hiiii so i still dont have $300 and i need 90 for my room!

$0/$390

Help urgently needed!!

*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST**

Wednesday, July 7th: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help, as I'm really struggling to keep my utilities on and due to charge-backs, my account is now overdrawn.

As most of you are already aware from my previous post, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefit (Universal Credit) being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as my application for PIP was declined and I am currently awaiting an appointment for a WCA (Work Capability Asessment) from the DWP to assess my health, and my debt from overdue bills is piling up.

I know this is a huge ask, and I'm completely heartbroken to be asking for help again, but I still desperately need some as I don't have anyone else to turn to and I don't receive my benefit until the end of the month.

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now.

£83.99/£200!!

PayPal | Ko-Fi

@thebibliosphere @posts-from-a-brighter-timeline @ursulaklegun @bihet-dragonize @tariqah @toastyglow @gayarsonist @carry-on-my-wayward-butt @dontbeanassbutt @justsomeantifas : can you please boost? ♥

Please consider helping out if you possibly can, if anyone could spare anything at all to help, even if it’s just a £1/$1 or a reblog, it would mean so much to me.

Huh!

Hell hell hell hell hell

QUICK, GIVE ME YOUR MOST HAM-FISTED DYSTOPIA!!!!!!

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

Cat likes potatoes. (via)

The comedic timing of that lick tho 👌🏼

#WHO IS HILLARY KITTEN??? 

She’s a cat from an old cat lover’s group I used to be a member of. Really liked potatoes.

Potato = really lazy kitten?

This show was the funniest fucking thing

He never elaborated on this and it kills me

If I remember correctly it eventually got out.

Apparently this was a rehearsal for the scene, so the extinguisher was a prop one (hence the moment Miranda sassy looks at the camera/crew for how he was acting her in panic), so they went on to it.

But someone had switched the extinguisher to the actual fire thrower that would be used on the scene (I dont remember if was proposital or not or simply a mistake because they were meant to be identical).

So this is their actual reaction, cause when he pressed the valve, he really wasnt expecting to fire come out, neither was Miranda, so their reaction is 100% genuine and they did freak out as on tape.

The thing went out so well they were unable to reenact their reactions or surprise as the first time on rehearsal, so the rehearsal scene was kept and put it into the actual episode.

pampered pooch

Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands.

this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys think its fine to not wash their hands after they’ve touched their dick

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

I will probably reblog this every time I see it on my dash because it’s absolutely stunning

This is literally insane. How did you have the patience. Tell me your secrets o’ art god.

US Helplines:

UK Helplines:

FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

Check the notes, some people have added hotlines that aren’t listed here.

If you’re ever considering suicide, please, I am begging you, don’t do it. Things may not be alright now, but they will be, eventually. You will be alright at some point. It may not be today, tomorrow, next week, next month, it may not even be in a year from now. But, believe me when I say, at one point, it WILL get better. You WILL be alright. And, you DO deserve to live. If you ever need to vent to me, anon is always on and I will do my best to help. I’m always here for you. 💖

How Graffiti Artists Paid Tribute to MF DOOM.

Sickkk

WHAT??

The more you know!

No wonder Meowth felt envious of Giovanni’s Persian