And the award for the most in character cosplay goes to…

LISTEN ASSASSINS CREED COSPLAYERS ARE FUCKING HARDCORE

WHENEVER I GO TO ANY CONVENTION ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IN EITHER FULL OR ALMOST FULL COSTUME LITERALLY GO SCALE WALLS AND SIT IN RIDICULOUSLY HIGH PLACES

THE LAST TIME I WENT TO A CON A GUY IN FULL EZIO COSPLAY CLIMBED ON TOP OF A GODDAMN BUILDING WITH NO LADDERS NO ROPES NO NOTHING EXCEPT HIS BARE HANDS AND BALLS OF FUCKING DIAMOND

We had one of those guys at my high school. Had a really elaborate costume. My group had a film class final due & we asked him to play the villain. He replied by running up the side of the school building & launching himself onto a nearby trash can.

He then proceeded to teach us how to roundhouse kick and how to block.

I am positive he was some kind of assassin sent to infiltrate the school to take out a threat

He then proceeded

to teach us how to roundhouse

kick and how to block.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

In Romanian the verb "a toarce" means both "to purr" and "to spin wool".

In Romanian

the verb “a toarce” means both “to

purr” and “to spin wool”.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

His ass is not rice

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

It's possible I'll have to leave this post in my will to my children.

It’s possible I’ll

have to leave this post in my

will to my children.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

The prophecy✨👀 (without text ver. can be found here)

YOOOOOOOOO

exciting! i hope marriage dies once and for all 🩷

really important (and obvious) note from the article:

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

we do not need midnight sun. we need a twilight book from robert pattinson's pov

girls want this

Rob’s biography

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

oh protect taylor swift is trending on twitter im diving in i need to know

Ah. I see. I'm pretty sure its exactly what I think it is.

Okay originally i was going to be like haha what's going on in this hashtag but this is kinda fucked up

like it was only a matter of time before it happened but that sucks like actually.

unironically sorry that this is what it takes for ai to be seen as largely problematic and I hope Swifties have the strength to maybe push for some kind of legislation around ai and generative content

@ Swifties you have my sword

Swifties this is the one time I support you as a whole rather than just my one friend specifically. Kill those guys.