on and awaken

thinking about it .i think alot of people Like the Idea of getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant but not actually wanting to raise children. idk its really funny does anyone get me

"i need to get this guy pregnant" ok and then what. are you going to settle down and start a family or will you choose to be a coward and walk out before meeting ur beloved child.what are you gonna do Huh? im grabbingyou by the shoulders and shaking you

columbia administration is threatening to call in the national guard tonight

happy passover, everyone

pixiv banning r18 material in the us/uk is bad. really bad

i shouldn't need to tell you why this is concerning

screaming

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

I’ve never watched or read Deathnote, but I feel like I should because it contains my absolute favorite character dynamic, summed up in one panel.

Maybe this is what she meant by the 1830s

FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

just don’t call her DOLL. 

i will chew through the fucking gag