When your best friend (@tate-the-poltergeist) draws Larry smut for you while she’s at work

otp 

#i can’t believe this probably means the other stuff he said was WORSE#’he has this special relationship with light…it’s like he emits a heavenly glow’#’i’ve named my favorite of his eyelashes’#’he even looks good from the blowjob angle’ - X

‘are you sure simon would be okay with it?’

‘i dont see why not’

‘whats he gonna do…fire you?’

Um excuse me. Why hasn’t anyone written a Temporary Fix fic yet????? Where Louis is getting hit on at some bar and he really, really isn’t interested but the guy is super pushy and Louis’ about to drop the pretence and tell him to fuck off when Harry strolls over and drops his arm over Louis’ shoulder, saying, “what’s taking so long with the drinks babe?” And he’s smiling but there’s a look in his eyes like “/play along/” so Louis smirks and fits his arm around Harry’s waist and they guy finally gets the hint and leaves. But then they get to chatting and Harry asks if he can give Louis his number, who’s like “why would I would I want your number?” even as he’s handing Harry his phone and Harry just smirks and says, “for the next time you need a temporary fix” and he throws Louis a wink and then he’s leaving but then when he’s waiting on the curb for a taxi he gets a call from an unknown number and when he answers Louis just says “it’s next time” and well. Then Harry and Louis’ verses happen…

Going bowling

Me: *sticks fingers in bowling ball* Bowling ball: daddy Me: wtf

Made in the A.M. Deluxe Edition

me: *on my death bed*

my kids: mom, you dont have much time, can we bring you anything?

me: you know what i need children

my kids:

American Music Awards 2015 - Press Room

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THIS IS PORN

more reblogs please.she made this her own song

yo she killed it

@theeunseen-one

I stay salty if anyone who can sing like this. somebody need to sign her tho

@pnwexplorer Add this to the playlist.

1st December.

i’ll see your face again (walking in the wind, one direction)