me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me
person: push it off
me: [enraged and offended]
MY FUCKING CHILDREN ARE HAVING A BABY
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way
THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE
Me observing y’all comfortably from my lane
“I for one, like Roman Numerals” is a sentence that describes Roman Numerals and tells you how I feel about them.
I don’t have to make everything gay but I want to and I fucking will
God dam it Pete.
Me observing y’all comfortably from my lane
Kim Kardashian (2015) x Leslie Knope (2009)
Actual footage of me as a parent 100% for real
some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space