Batman is me whenever someone forces me to go to a party

Superhero Shadows by Jason Ratliff

Love These!

*wipes tears from eyes*

Don’t mind me… I’ll just be over here… in the corner… crying my eyes out…

Dropping Info 📖

there are only two genders:

if you disagree you need to turn in your badge

this is long-suffering and exasperated captain erasure

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

“Barely a Guy Gardner”

Ever try to call out that sort of dude? It goes exactly like this every time. 100/100 perfect score OP

WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS MAN 😂😂😂

“Arthur Theme Song” Chance The Rapper & Ziggy Marley

Ayyyyeeee

This is so wholesome ❤️

“We don’t have to retrain [police]. We gotta let them be held accountable for their actions.” -Ronald Lanier (x) | follow @the-movemnt

Where’s all the “Blue Lives Matter” people now?!?! …Or does that only apply when the victims are White? …Or does that only matter if the offenders aren’t also cops?

imagine having no friends and then the most popular boy in school begrudgingly befriends you so you fall in love with him but then wants to join a gang and you have to spend like four years getting him back. That’s the plot of naruto.

Allow me to introduce you to a Mr. Mitt Romney. A haphazard skew of a man, whose political career, much like his wit, is an act of uncomfortable brevity. To his immediate right is a door-to-door salesman, of sorts, whose peddled wares are more than just stowed encyclopedias or finely crafted Tupperware. Mr. Romney is about to learn that legacies aren’t built with the brick and mortar of intentions, but of deeds. Dip your quill and get ready to sign. Your dotted line: The Twilight Zone.

Female Fantasy III

perfect

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.

I was recently interviewing the woman who founded Her Universe and we were talking specifically about women and geekdom. I asked about the rise of girls in geek culture and she very accurately corrected me: There is no “rise” of geek girls. We’ve always been here. Girls are just as nerdy as dudes are. Ladies have always been interested in sci fi and fantasy and video games - we just don’t talk about it a lot because men are assholes. 

The Nintendo Switch livestream is in less than 24 hours and I am r e a d y.

picking RPG clothes based on maxing stats instead of whether they match or not

harem anime where everyone but the protagonist is sentient furniture            

Y’know when vine collapsed I was worried there’d be a lack of quality new vids from you but boy was I fuckin’ wrong

crying sO HARD

@highgreenviahilsborough

I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.

aziz ansari is pretty fuckin dope about this shit, ngl