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✍ KaraKarmaKizmet

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Anonymous asked:

This is kind of weird and purely hypothetical, but if a werewolf is pregnant and they shift forms, do you think the baby would be okay? And I mean like the full wolf to full human transformations, instead of hybrid wolf-man thing. I'd imagine the womb would be different r sizes, and the shifting of the internals could have some effect... what do you think?

PREGNANT WEREWOLVES CANNOT SHIFT

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Werewolves reacting to missing a shift the same way people react when they miss a period

AND USUALLY YOUR PARTNER WOULD BE IN DOG FORM AT THE TIME

Shouting at your dog partner “OH GOD BABE I THINK WE’RE PREGNANT” in a Walmart parking lot

[CONCERNED BARKING]

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take me to art museums and make out with me

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cornputer

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

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etherialism

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

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kyleehenke

how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target

to be fair im sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target

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i’d prefer this over them dying in infinity war

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neuxue

Okay I know we always go on about Marvel’s uncanny casting ability. 

But if you thought they were the only ones, let me draw your attention to this man:

Viggo Mortensen, aka Aragorn son of Arathorn, aka Sexiest Ranger in Middle Earth

  • would hike, often for more than a day, to remote filming locations, in costume, for the sake of authenticity
  • was the best swordsman Bob Anderson (swordsmaster/instructor for LotR, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc) says he has ever trained
  • occasionally writes poetry (more book!canon than film!canon but um hello)
  • does all his own stunts
  • lived all over and speaks about 23940209384 languages
  • you know that scene at the end of Fellowship when he’s fighting the Uruk-hai? And one throws a dagger at him and he hits it away with his sword? Yeah, the guy who threw it was supposed to miss, but accidentally threw it directly at Viggo. Who just casually Aragorned and hit it away. 

They actually cast Aragorn to play Aragorn

Can I just add a few things?

  • Would randomly give chocolates to the hobbits
  • According to John Rhys-Davis (aka Gimli), whenever you have a large cast, one or two actors will naturally become the leaders. Guess who ended up in that role.
  • Single-handedly convinced cast and crew to camp out to shoot a scene in the sunrise
  • Once hit a wild rabbit with his car by accident. Promptly stopped his car and went to see if the rabbit was dead, needed a vet or if the only merciful thing to do was to finish killing him. The rabbit was dead. Viggo realized he was hungry. So he took the rabbit, made a fire by the roadside and ate it.
  • According to cast and crew, sometimes you’d just see him disappear in the middle of the night and suddenly he’d come back with fish he’d caught
  • Had his sword with him at all times. Slept with once.
  • The best horse rider of the cast, hands down. Rides better than lots of pros, according to a horse trainer. Couldn’t bear to part with his horse at the end of the shooting, so he bough him. The next movie of his also involved horses, and he bought his horse in that one, too.
  • Knows how to survive in the wild. I’m not kidding.
  • Hand-stitched a few things in his costume for an authentic “I live away from civilization” Ranger feel. Also told the weapons department to make him a small bow because “Aragorn lives in the wild, he needs a hunting bow, or he’ll starve to death” - literally nobody else had thought about that. Also requested a small stone to sharpen his sword. Suggested that Aragorn would take Boromir’s arm guards after his death. 
  • Speaking of hand-stitching, once he was touring Japan with a reporter for an article. Walked into a store, took a tshirt, bought it, cut off the print and hand-stitched it into the hat he was wearing. The reporter was going “?????????” the entire time.
  • Peter Jackson literally sometimes called him Aragorn by accident

The woman who was the riding stunt-double for Liv, bonded with the stallion cast as Arwen’s horse and loved him but had nowhere near enough money at the end of shooting to purchase him. Viggo heard about this, quietly bought the horse, and gave it to her as a gift.

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Witch problem #312

When you see a tarot/oracle/lenormand deck you love in a post, but they don’t post what deck it is, so now you have to scour the internet to satisfy your need to know (and possibly buy the damn thing so you never lose it again)

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