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travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you’ve ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says “oh yeah we have that” and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.
She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three
When my hot wrestler wife leaves me
Oh wrong post
No stay in this space with me
guy in a "im not a woke dad.... im the dad who woke up" shirt
Come on guys we can figure it out if we all just put our cocks together
Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it
'Six AM', 1930 - William Wolfson
Everybody says "you don't want to grow up to be a janitor" until the janitors go on strike and suddenly the building becomes a disaster area because nobody is used to picking up after themselves.
They say "you don't want to grow up to be a garbage man" until the sanitarion workers go on strike and the trash starts piling up on street corners.
People pretend that these jobs are unimportant so they can pay them shit, but they are absolutely vital to the socities we have built.
OK, another Rammstein image captioned with a Duolingo German course example sentence.
new all-time sentence
We promise our conservative chocolate has extra lead and cadmium as a part of our recipe to really stick it to the libs
Brooke Shields by Douglas Kirkland 1981
Comb jellies By: Douglas P. Wilson From: Abyss: The Deep Sea and the Creatures that Live in It 1971
