THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS
What I love most is that we can all agree this shit timeline broke off in 2012
world ended in 2012 and this is a fever dream all our consciousness share
In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive
a trio of witches and their familiars
I love how each are representing all three colours for their hair dress and fox. Like love it so much.
me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive
someone: you’re stupid
me: Einstein Wants What I Have
I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice
me: tries to sign into my google account
google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this
blackpink for mise en scene
me: you know women are allowed to not like men back
television writers:
havent been able to stop thinking about this bear for days
“next year’s 2020″ : not terrible
“this decade ends in 2 months” : bad
“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read
Hi, I know you’re telling the truth, but can you stop?
what the fuck
THEY OWN ME
Yep
People feel threatened by this.
Keep that in mind.
literally every single time without fail
Get a load of you, making fun of someone’s profile pic in 2019. You must be so proud. I bet you get all the ladies.
Fuck off.
i am and i do, ponyfucker
this is what you can find when you click on his FIMfiction link on his blog
Bidoofs Law, at it again
Oh God. They’re multiplying.
Yeah, I’m totally the degenerate here. My opinion doesn’t fucking matter because I like to fuck horses and watch a show for little kids.
Ugh… are you guys done? You’re boring me.
porn bot adding a virus link to my post: basic. expected. pedestrian. predictable.
porn bot replying to my post with a single, cryptic word: infinitely more eerie and menacing
is this a threat
well if that’s not the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen on this hellsite