I want to be DJ Khaleds son

tv show: no one is safe 

me, an intellectual: the white guy is gonna survive

I know that aur bhi dukh hain zamaane mein mohabbat ke siwa but damn

me as a therapist

patient: i dont feel well

me: okay well i have it worse also didnt ask

Parallels 

Always a slut for looking at things that I know will upset me.

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

it's a bird, it's a plane, it's

me, trying to outrun my feelings. there i go