Here it is as promised.

Absolutely vile.

Me..me after- m- me aft

Go on

finish your sentence

fucking cowards

ME AFTER WARIO FILLS ME UP AND SPREADS IT WIDE TO SHOW EVERYONE WHAT A GOOD JOB HE DID

Some y'all writing words:

Posts that kill you on sight

PEAS 🦆 part 3

Ear Cuffs / Earrings

ManikID on Etsy

*has a gay little theology question that angers the pastor*

*has a gay little theology question that interests and pleases the rabbi*

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

diseases in english are like “oh you have conjungitivitistittis. :)”

german meanwhile is like “you have hurty tummy syndrome :////”

going to a doctor in english: my esophagus seems to be inflamed and my trachea is itchy

going to a doctor in german: uwu dokteur, my eat-tube and breathe-tube are hurty :[[

dokteur: ahhh, yes, that is the eat-tube-and-breathe-tube-itchy-hurty-syndrome, here have some ibuprofen

“i need to go see the otolaryngologist” “oh you mean the throat-noses-ears-doctor?”

birth control vs. antibabypillen

getting a ride 2 tge hospital in an ambulance vs. getting a ride 2 the sickhouse in a sickwagon

💙Resist + Persist Magnet // Raspberry Cloud Studio💙

“Our 3 week old rescue likes to nuzzle extra close and I couldn’t be happier“ 

(Source)

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

Modern day Sysiphus

the best part is at the end when you can hear the dispenser go again