do y'all remember when 1d lied to us?
….yeah i’m gonna need you to be more specific
do y'all remember when 1d lied to us?
….yeah i’m gonna need you to be more specific
my kink is fictional couples protecting each other not because one is ‘weaker’ (ie the female character) but because they’re both completely equal and their first instinct is to protect each other
EXCELLENT KINK, 10/10
Bonus points: when they’re both fighting over who gets to be the protective one.
"Your zipper's open."
"It's my lawn."
im never gonna find a website as funny as this one
sighs really loudly
con artists that forge art and wine to sell to rich snobs for millions of dollars: cool, good
con artists that target marginalized groups and harass and make legal threats against people calling them on it: guillotine
…. art theft is art theft. Punish all of them the same or not at all.
man shut the fuck up
So crime is okay in some circumstances?
yes
bts: *steals jungkook’s food*
jungkook: hyung are you kidding me?? im starving and that was my last piece, you have your own why are you taking mine i stg im gonna burn this house down and put shavjng cream in your shampoo if you even come near my food again youre so fucking annoying jfc leave me alone dont ever speak to me again you old wrinkley hags tf i hate yall
jimin: *skips over innocently and takes a bite*
jungkook: 😍😍❤️💞💙✨💝💞💓💗💙💙💛🙈💫✨☀️🌈🧡💝💛💜🖤💓❤️💘💗💚💝❣️💓💘💛💘🧡💖💝💚💘😍🧡💜🙈💛😍🌈😂🧡😭💜💗🧡😍☀️🙈❤️🙈🤧💝❣️💫😭🙈🤧❣️🤧❣️❤️🌈💫💜💙💝💔💛😷🙈🙈💫💜✨💞💫💚☀️💗💙💫🌈💗❣️😭🙈💛🌈💜🙈😍💗🧡😭🙈☀️😍💗🌈😭💖💗🙈🙈🙈🧡💝🧡❣️😭🙈💗
yalls gotta be more realistic
get you a man who looks at you the way jimin looks at jungkook
+bonus:
same smile 🥺
categorizing your jikook hugs for your convenience
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Au where photography major Jeon Jungkook comes across a mesmerizing dancer major by the name of Jimin and becomes deeply, hopelessly and inexplicably captivated by him
Omg someone write this please!!
where jimin is the prince of vere
and jungkook the prince of akielos
and they meet each other when jungkook’s half brother grabs power and captures jungkook, strips him of his identity and sends him to serve the prince of vere as a pleasure slave, and we all know vere and akielos despise each other, how will jungkook survive with him hating anything to do with vere but also having a weakness for blondes….
smooth and spicy;
JIMIN & JUNGKOOK in 2020 · part 1
taehyung birthday week day 4: relationships → taehyung / namjoon (cr. qdeoks, c_a_leaf)
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he was so whiny and cute but joonie, it was 3 in the morning 😂
bts for dicon