Bitches will say “gimme another kiss” after being kissed 84848284 times.. it’s me, I’m bitches

J.D. Salinger / The Catcher in the Rye

S/O to women that suck ya whole lip off when yall kissing

Luv y’all

as i’m smoking one… i need another one 😭

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

Depressed? Smoke some weed

Sad? Smoke some weed

Anxious? Smoke some weed

Happy? Smoke some weed

Horny? Smoke some weed

Bored? Smoke some weed

As I’m driving my wife to work this morning we decided to listen to a playlist we used to listen to all the time when we started dating, and now we can’t stop smiling and stealing glances at each other like it’s our first date all over again. I love how powerful music is ❤️

literally I am ok with being smothered in affection and soft kisses

I AM SO SORRY IF YOU KNOW ME IRL

the older i get the more i realize i just don’t want certain types of people around me anymore. some people just stunt your personal growth

me on the first day of september