“Slippers tries”
admin: this one is good actually
Never underestimate the powers that cat
Date a boy with skin! 💕
You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx
a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude
i was walking through walmart and my mum pointed to this and went “hey it looks just like you”
are they just advertising asthma
Ten years ago today…
You better go off, bitch
ICONIC
me waiting to die in the nuclear war
me after dying in the nuclear war and waiting for my friends to show up
V route plot twist
You train for 10 days and the 11th day instead of a party its a fight club and you beat the stupid outta Rika
Y'all be saying I'm cute but I don't have a boo so who lying???
it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta
Yeah?? What do you do with yours???
dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am
Google flaming his ass 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
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WAAAAAAAUUUUUWWWWW
LMAOOOOO THE LAST ONE
me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to: