Whenever I question my sexuality I like to think of my spine, and how just because It swings a little more one way than the other, it still goes both ways.
Similarly, scoliosis and romance both hurt like a bitch.
Heartbreak is a lot harder when they never did anything wrong
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sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)
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FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU FUVK WHY FUVK THIS WHY
thedreamer240
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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bisexualcharacteroftheday
Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: you
knightjeran
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I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison:
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Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?
According to this meme I made in 2016, 2018 is the last year in a barrage of terrible years. In 2019, the suffering will end and good things will come to us once again
Reblog for a good 2019, because goddamnit we all need it.
Michigan Lingerie Concept:
Crotchless snowsuit
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Meanwhile in an alternate universe:
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um, wig
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She panicked
yeah so Steven universe new episode right.
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she’s gorgeous
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IM GONNA HAVE A FYUCKING ANEURYSM I DONT KNOW IF THIS APP IS A BLESSING OR A CURSE
THSIB IS LTIEEALLT THW FUNNIEST FUCKING THING
this is what they saw in birdbox
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Anonymous asked:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
joleebindo
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby