JUST BECAUSE WE DO BAD THINGS DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

  I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-)   The original post is by iraffiruse.

Long but cool as hell.

I’ve been using these tips for ten years and not one has failed me.

I'm on the side of the applicant. They spoke truths.

Remember: when a prospective employer is interviewing you, you are also interviewing them. 

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

contrary to what gay fan fiction will have you believe, “trust” is not a good substitute for lube.

What about believing in the heart of the cards

Coming out of retirement to share what my school put up today

my urine is always, always crystal clear. like a mountain spring. can you say the same?

No i piss like im spraying fermented brown mustard outta my cunt

goodness gracious

one of my cousins has one of those wretched sequined nicolas cage pillows and today the rest of us received this photo of perhaps the most upsetting thing i’ve seen all year, slugolas cage

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

save point

My grandpa and a girl he knew prior to my grandma. Wild gun safety but they’re both about 90 these days so guess they really dodged that bullet

This woman by the way sent these pics to my grandpa along with a note that said “happy 90th birthday. By the by, my husband’s dead if you’re interested.” We asked grandpa about her and he was quiet, then said, “to be honest. She had a. Substantial rear end.”

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

men in turtlenecks. whore behavior 🖤

this guy just straight up changed my life