ijustgotintoreading reblogged
couples quarrel
boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up
girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.
boyfriend: -_-
boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up
girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.
boyfriend: -_-
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
I’m so happy for you, please make the best of it.
my talents include
At least she was honest
(≖ ´ ᗢ `≖ )ノシ
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
“be the bigger person” i cant i am only 5’3”