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Cigarettes And Tiny Liquor Bottles

@hals-me-down-blog / hals-me-down-blog.tumblr.com

What kind of vegan would I be if I didn't put it in my bio?
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Brazilian Illustrator, Butcher Billy, re-imagines famous love songs as creepy book covers

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sirartwork

reblog for noises

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fini-mun

“I wonder how this baby sounds”

“Ah. Like a mix between an electronic device on the fritz and what I imagine a baby raptor sounds like. Got it!”

I see, so it speaks fluent power drill.

The alarm seems to be going on your small furry device.

even after reading the comments I was not prepared

That’s like a Pokémon sound right there.

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pchcrew

how to be a winner

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

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important

it’s fake. all those movies and tv shows and books where high schoolers pretty much live out their entire lives by age 18? that’s not real life. most people don’t lose their virginity when they’re 15, or even 16 (unlike what those shows portray- most “high schoolers” in shows are played by people in their 20’s anyways). people get so caught up trying to live the lives of FAKE characters, and it’s honestly quite sad. live freely- there is no deadline to do anything, so don’t let society and the media construct your life or tell you how to live. be true to yourself, do what u love and do what feels right.

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Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t allowed in my treehouse” and honestly same

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