cant wait til i move to another country and be that girl that disappeared to live her life

―Pink is the only true rock ‘n’ roll colour.

spot the difference

Tweets with benign screen grabs of other tweets that are shit posts are not hacks. A tweet coming from an iPhone is very unlikely to be a hack. Celebrities tweets typically go through several levels of approval checks from their social media managers before they’re posted and, if they don’t, their social media managers get multiple notifications if/when they tweet. If this were a hack, there is no WAY with the current sensitive state of affairs it would be left up so long.

This is not a hack. Repeat after me: NOT. A HACK.

I can’t believe harry just wanted us to have one (1) nice larry thing and someone had to ruin it with a p*rn page

HI LOUIS 👋🏻💖

you sleep 1 hour and suddenly:

someone points out that you can hear someone with an identical voice to Louis in the jimmy fallon snapchat from SNL studio (and it DOES sound like louis and his unique voice) 

then harry tweets a meme about louis then and now with two pics of louis sipping his milkshake paired with a mysterious link that leads nowhere before someone hacks it for real and the tweet disappears after 40 minutes

louis is online at the same time and follows Lorde, the latest SNL performer who just performed ‘green light’ on the same show. 

YOU ONLY WANTED TO SLEEP FFS

#me

Mark Hamill is the sweetest fucking human in the world. 💜💙❤💚💛

Total Eclipse of the Chart

stores to cry in, rated

wal-mart: pedestrian, boring, you can do better. 2/10

target: a slightly better crying experience than wal-mart. the scent is strangely comforting, the lights however are too bright and make for a slightly unpleasant cry. there is however oftentimes a starbucks and a mini pizza hut inside for you to drown your sorrows in. 6/10, points for optimal post-cry atmosphere

an apple store: absolutely not. people cry in the apple store all the time because they cant afford the latest rose gold bullshit apple’s put out. overdone and cliche. 1/10

publix: points lost for the sterile and inhospitable environment but if you cry in a publix a gator WILL smell your tears and come to eat you. being eaten by a gator is in fact slightly preferable to crying in a publix. 6/10 for the gator

whole foods: an excellent place for a cry, people will probably assume that you are a wealthy emotional person who cant decide between quinoa or couscous and are having a real problem with it. 8.5/10 nordstrom: plenty of chairs for collapsing into especially in the shoe department but you WILL be accosted by salespeople. they work on commission and are hungry for your money. 7/10 for style ikea: OPTIMAL crying destination, can climb into a bed and have a total mental breakdown and nobody will ever be the wiser, the employees WILL NOT bother you under any circumstances, comfortable and accessible, 10/10 hot topic: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/10

OH MY GOD

tumblr already had a memories function like facebook and you can activate it by pissing off a 13 yr old enough for them to go through your blog and find something problematic you posted from 4 years ago