Imagine Soldier.....

Imagine Soldier being team heavy

Imagine Soldier being team pyro

Imagine Soldier learning about pokemon and asking other mercs if they want to battle Before they have a chance to process what he is talking about, he chucks a raccoon with pikachu ears made of cardboard taped to its head at their face

Imagine Soldier having no idea what to say on a first date.  “So what are some of your favorite things?” “KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH” 

Imagine Soldier making fireworks out of the other team’s dead bodies

Imagine that Soldier and Demo often have chats about how much they hate England.

Imagine that Soldier gets so hyped for Independence Day that he puts up decorations in mid June

Imagine that Soldier is an orphan but imagines that his dad was a great soldier who fought in World War I and was distantly related to George Washington. Every Father’s Day he honors this vision of a father he has by kicking a German in the face. Medic really hates Father’s Day.

Imagine Soldier expecting Father’s Day presents from all of his teammates (he gets none)

Imagine Soldier being afraid of spycrabs who are trying to cuddle him