can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

wish there were some unseen omnipotent voice shouting “WARMER” or “COLDER” everytime i make a decision because i am pretty much flying blind here

him: what are you thinking about?

her: oh.. it’s nothing…..

her brain, longingly:

You ever see a pretty dress, a well-organised notebook, a peculiar balcony or read one line of poetry and get the overwhelming urge to reinvent yourself

I’ve been here longer than you and I’ve never seen a ghost here

me to me: you stress me out

rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

rb if you support bi bitches and also love carbs

black panther thor ragnarok and winter soldier are THE top three marvel movies. they inhabit their own plane of existence untouched by evils like iron man 2 and age of Ultron. they r the mean girls of marvel. everyone wants to be them but CAN’T

Its time to go back to sleep, Europe

See yall next year.

CAN EUROPE STOP GIVING SWEDEN POINTS NO MATTER HOW SHIT THEY ARE??

Remember when Europe had taste and let demons from hell win.

eurovision voting is literally awkward silences and unfunny jokes between the country and the studio which is literally me in a social situation

In case y’all need a refresher

1. Ukraine - vampire ft burning piano

2. Spain - lovey dovey

3. Slovenia - power cutout/queue confusion

4. Lithuania - dramatic bridge scene

5. Austria - the only black contestant? #daddy

6. Estonia - huge ass dress

7. Norway - Europe’s biggest violin crush

8. Portugal - gay pink goddess

9. UK - STAGERUNNER?

10. Serbia - mysterious chanting ft old flute player

11. Germany - ed Sheehan undercover

12. Albania - smol bean big voice phil Collins knock off

13. France - MERCI MERCI MERCIMERCI MERCI MERCI

14. Czech republic - THE TRUMPET IS A LIE

15. Denmark - VIKINGS

16. Australia - not Europe

17. Finland - where the heck is lordi?

18. Bulgaria - I bet you someone had a stroke during this song

19. Moldova - THE MEMES

20. Sweden - Swedish Justin Bieber - nice butt

21. Hungary - THATS SOME GOOD ANGSTY SHIT

22. Israel - chicken girl

23. Netherlands - GO BACK TO TEXAS COUNTRY BOY

24. Ireland - PRAISE THE GAYS

25. Cyprus - this song should be rated PG18

26. Italy - can we all just like stop killing each other please?

sweden every year about eurovision: wait i just had a revolutionary thought……… what if we send a hot dude……. with a pop-y song… and wait for it…. some super extra effects

Hungary: From the National Final to de ESC Grand Final

step 4: the Eurovision 2018 victory reaction

We need then to win to complete the gif set. Europe make it happen

When you lied on your application and got the job.

Lol

europe: we LOVE eurovision! 

europe once the votings start: