"You speak of destiny as if it was fixed"

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

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give a shit

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

You. Cannot. Tell.

Important PSA here

May 10th recap

garfield be like

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

Let’s take a look at it one more time

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

Me: I’m totally gonna be an asshole this playthrough

Asshole option: *appears*

Me:

@heer0suta the BEES

gay people meeting up for brunch look like this

Happy Halloween! 

Here are 10 fangtastic free horror games to get you in the spooky spirit!

Tarantula 1955 – Battle giant spiders in the Arizona desert in this B-movie horror game!

PacM̬̦̩̹̌͢a̪͓̮̼͍̗͑̿ͫn̛̥͈ͅ – A cursed Pac-Man ROM where the ghosts behave very differently!

Total Chaos – An incredible looking DOOM 2 total conversion mod!

Keychain – Become a human keychain and break your neck everytime you use the wrong key to open a door.

Her Box – A beautifully drawn Japanese point and click adventure.

Simulacrum – A Silent Hill-esque old school horror puzzle adventure.

\SPEK.TAKL\ – A surreal sleazy psychological horror where a late night TV session gets very weird!

I FEEL FANTASTIC – A bizarre recreation of the I FEEL FANTASTIC YouTube video.

Tonsil Terror – A quirky horror game where you can only see if you scream!

The Doll Shop – Hand painted horror game where you feel scared for other’s lives rather than your own.

the tag……….my god….

happy mother’s day to miss honey from matilda

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’