Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

Oh BITCH this is a mood

i photoshopped luke skywalker into a depression den and he doesn’t even look out of place

someone: wow ur short

me: bend down and say that to my face !!! (ง •̀_•́)ง

back to school shopping for a backpack

don’t forget your pencils!!

and your lunch

and your asswhoopen nerd 

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

@jay-is-my-name

Having a bad day?

Just take a look at the Japanese emperor caterpillar! they’re sure to cheer you up! they’re happy to see anyone!

These guys really love to peek, and their cute horns make it all the more better!

Soon. they actually just mean that hugs are coming to you soon, there’s nothing to worry about~

They’re also very silly. 

What do you mean I can’t listen to leaf?

They’re also very little but still love meeting new friends!

Look at this tiny one, stepping into the world to start peeking!

Tiny peekers in training! they’re doing well.

Need I mention cat ears?

When you’re feeling sad, just think about these emperor caterpillars. they’d probably love to peek and see a pretty human with a smile on it’s face. 

@turtlessuggest

smol an good smiley noodle friend

THEIR ANTENNA ARE SHAPED LIKE MOTHERFRICKIN HEARTS OKAY. I CANT I MEAN TWO LITTLE HEARTS OH MY GOD.

REAL LIFE KOROKS

for you who missed it this was 2010 tumblr also a lot of superwholock

….. anyways

Bendys!!!  Many many Bendys!!!

These are free to use as icons or RP responses, or whatever, so long as you please please be sure to credit me for having drawn them!

(Also, please try not to edit them beyond simply cropping them, if you decide to use them.  If you want to edit them a certain way, please ask me first!)

@oldtimeyink​ (and any other blog that would like to use these!)

(However, please DO NOT tag my art as “kin” or anything related.  Please and thank you.)

who would want to get rid of this website

not my Disney

It hurts how relatable this is

When you start realizing you got obsessed with some new shit

NO

has anyone checked the legitimacy of this? it is april 1st...