4/20 praise it

an octopus but the tentacles end in human hands

did you mean

that is exactly and completely what i meant thank you

The typa headass shit I wanna be on

This is maximum headassery but I’m with it

Marshawn 🖤🖤🖤

No nigga that it’s Serena lmao

Quality

Kitchen counter cat says wassup

you can really tell that no one in this picture is straight

So long, everyone. Remember, don’t look at tumblr after December 17th or you’ll turn into a pillar of salt.

I’m already a pillar of salt, what else ya got?

nipple

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

I NEARLY CHOKED

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

finally. i can be accurate

This is too fucking great to not reblog

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

LMAOOOOOO

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

Next week Taziel is invited to a dinner date with the drow Jarlaxle, so naturally she has to be dressed to slay…

I love my disaster aasimar so much and can’t wait for next week!! if you wanna see Taziel in action I play her over at the Scratticus Academy channel on tuesdays!

it’s just one of those croissant days

we love a recovery

thechrissutton: Last performance of Hamlet at The Gate Theatre tonight featuring the brilliant Ruth Negga. Throwback to our photo session for the poster art in August. 

I can’t remember who I was talking to who mentioned this (Swift, was it you?) or if it was a post I read, but it was something about the interesting use - or lack thereof - of the Female Gaze/Male-Attracted Gaze with regards to Eddie in the movie.

Eddie is always, always, ALWAYS covered up in the movie. Covered head-to-toe for 99% of it. Like, you see his forearms in the mid-credits, and it’s almost scandalous. No shower scene, no shirtless scene, no work-out or undressing scene - none of those skin-showing staples of other comic book movies.

(Sidebar: The fact that most of his outfits in the film either hide or trim down Tom Hardy’s figure means that there’s something of a minor misconception in fandom that Movie!Eddie is slim or scrawny. And while he’s certainly not the forest guardian-sized specimen of a man that Comics!Eddie is, he is nonetheless respectfully brickhouse under those baggy hoodies.)

And I dunno, it’s just interesting to me because the lack of gratuitous muscle on display does absolutely nothing to dampen audience thirst and in some weird way might even enhance it. Like, most CBM men get lusted over for their physique, personalities, and vulnerabilities. Eddie in his hoodies, jackets, and PJs has less to distract viewers from his personality and vulnerabilities, both emotional and physical, and it’s… really hot. His awkward mannerisms, his gestures, his speech patterns, his heart-on-his-sleeve tendencies, his puppy eyes, his MOUTH, the fact that he’s constantly finding reasons to end up soaking wet, the fact that he spends most of the movie getting physically dragged around by other characters, the bracelets he wears everywhere to the point of sleeping in them.

Idk where I was going with this. It’s just interesting. Interesting and hot.

It’s honestly just Exhibit #84,723 that even when thrown the merest scraps of fanservice, women and gays will make a beautiful feast and enjoy it all the more for its meagerness 

I remember in the theatre at one point he was twiddling a pen and his forearm muscles like, lightly flexed and I nearly swooned 

I went to see the movie a second time to get ref for Eddie’s tattoos (bird on outer forearm, wolf on inner forearm) and at one point I realized there was a little curl of cursive poking out of the neck of his shirt and I audibly gasped.

When he was handling his notebook and the camera focused on his hands and forearms a girl in the theater moaned loud enough that people heard it and laughed.