When your coach tells you you have to run a timed mile
its literally impossible to say anything vaguely bad about the military around military families like they will get really fucking mad at you lol “well MY husband RISKED HIS LIFE for your FREEDOM” like ok who gave you that script?? lmao
They hate us but love our culture.
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.
!!!!!!!!!
yea that’s a tough one. a real mystery.
mexicanfoodporn (via mexicanfoodporn)
how to make a white dad angry
-say you don’t care about the military
More like “how to make anyone angry” because the military is giving their life for you unworthy pathetic people
they’re giving their life to further neo-imperialistic American ideals overseas that the American people as a whole don’t support or care about…… not for us…… but go off I guess lmao
[pre-gifs] “…So, she [Paris Hilton] was a very wealthy woman, [initially] not that well known and then she gets to mega-stardom. How? The sex tape. Which was made by her boyfriend at the time, who was married, and thirteen years her senior. She sued to try and stop it [the tape’s circulation] and she couldn’t and it became the best selling sex tape for two years on the porn market.”
Dr. Gail Dines addressing porn culture and rape culture’s intersecting roles in patriarchy
omg why is this happening she is so cute
AND she’s natural! Go head baby girl know you flawless!
Watching Jurassic World like
*humans dies* Me: lmao get rekt *raptors dies* Me: *cries and is shocked by such brutality in todays cinemas*
Pablo Neruda, Sonnet XVII (via teenager90s)
i honestly have so much respect for the people for have to wear the full disney character suits during the summer though, like i honestly would punch a kid in the face if i was stuck in one of those 90+ degree suits and yet they do it while in character and still dont punch a kid in the face, they are stronger than us mere mortals
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