Infinite Heavy Bean

hi yes hello my friend made me a DINO FOSSIL BIRTHDAY CAKE that I had to excavate and this is the greatest? thing? ever?

OKAY BUT LISTEN

She SCULTPED DINOSAUR SKELETONS and rocks out of fondant (she even added texture and shading) layered the cake into sediment deposits and filled the top with cake “dirt” so @aegiskitty could excavate the skull with a brush. This is next-level baking, people.

A man draws a gun in a dark alley and asks for your wallet. You begrudgingly obey. He throws it on the ground, shoots it till it screeches, and turns to you; “you’re safe now”.

“ Mimics right? ”

“ I know right? ” he scoffs

He laughs

I laugh

We both laugh

The gun laughs.

He shoots the gun with another gun.

Good times.

deadass this is the funniest fucking thing ive seen this year

Aliens + text posts

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I thought the customary thing to leave out for Cap was apple pie, and perhaps a good beer or hard cider?

Captian America knocks on your front door. You answer. You invite him him for whatever gifts you offer. He shakes his head and graciously declines whatever you have to offer. “There’s no price for freedom and you don’t need to reward me for doing what’s right.” He teaches you a valuable lesson on doing the right thing even in hard times and ends on a hearty handshake. With a nod and then a beat, he dead sprints to your chimney and runs up it to go to the next house.

You guys keep making my crappy post a thousand times better

Alternatively, you can summon the man himself by doing one of the following:

Singing God Bless America or the National Anthem three times in a mirror at midnight.

Crying in your room alone. (Steve Rogers will show up wearing something soft and standing in your doorway and will just softly say “hey,”)

managing to beat his record for jogging, distance and time, he will show up to congratulate you.

Being Tony Stark.

Protecting a child from bullies in a back alley.

#ENERGYSWORDSUNDAY

the time to sell me deathsticks is now!

*waves hand* You want to go home and rethink your life.

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He loves getting his haircut!

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

@dearoldgreenland