Goofus as a father.

In this episode kentgreen zac-lemieux somattkelly & I discuss high school truancy, the cost of NBA jerseys, and the incredible John Tesh

Fooling around 41: in which we expose the power of uniforms and what pain level 7 means.

Emoji-nation. part 2.

by Nastya Ptichek.

Dedicated to Edward Hopper.

Check out part 1 here

Keeping classics fresh.

From Breaking Bad to Lost: The Quality of 13 Famous TV Shows, Charted Over Time

via iloverpdr

This is fascinating, though the low marks to s1 of Friday Night Lights confound me.

Via Mad River/Insta

yep

I have lived in poor, bad, corrupt, haunted and smart places.  And I’m only 21.  Neat.

I've lived in corrupt, fit, and expensive.

evening stroll by our cousins at the pirate supply store. #826 (at 826 Valencia)

Miss this. 

come on fhqwhgads

my brain just broke. 

God bless the internet. 

It’s official: all of my dreams have come true.

Hwy 6

Stay safe out there guys. Much love to the home state 

Ta-Nehisi Coates (via theatlantic)

Real talk.

The new tenant at State and Lake has arrived.

"Places I will not visit."

How San Francisco Sees The Universe

I am not there for this reason.

It’s getting kind of crowded on Mount Everest. 

No.

Have you ever thought to yourself “How the do two nutjobs like Lucy and Rachel make their blog and otherwise conduct themselves in a way that their 12-year-old-selves might think of them as an adult?”

Probably not.

But if you want to hang out, come visit us on Saturday, May 18th at 3pm at the Apple Store, North Michigan Avenue. We’re going to be talking about what we’ve learned in the last year of food and fuckery, and we’re really excited to meet y’all!

TODAY DON'T MISS IT CHICAGO! #nom

All shootings aren't created equal?

David Dennis asks (and answers) a compelling question: Why isn’t the New Orleans Mother’s Day parade shooting a national tragedy?

Yes. Why?

A fourth grader’s poignant plea for gay marriage is making the blogosphere rounds, originally posted on Reddit.

Full story here. 

(Credit: Reddit user rafa3l2)

OH GODS NEW DAFT PUNK THIS HAS BEEN WHAT MY LIFE HAS BEEN LEADING UP TO.

Yes.

This is going to be better than everything.