Albums I‘m Still fucking waiting for

Frank Ocean

Let me catch you in these streets cause you think this shit is a game

Kanye

Let me find out that It’s North West’s little ass holding up this album. Dis gon be me & her… I don’t care how cute she think she is

Adele

21 done turned 51 and gettin ready to retire. It’s time for another damn album

Drake

IYRTITL mixtape was cute. But I can’t run through the 6 anymore nigga. My feet are tired. Woes tired. Ain’t no more runnin bih. Drop the album

Rihanna

Gurlllll… do you still sing?  You done found everything under the sun to do BUT drop an album. Fuck yo money. Where is my ALBUM?

Lorde

Don’t be thinking you actually a royal now hunney. You still need to release music. Let me peep you at them tennis courts sis. We gon’ do some talking alright

Beyonce

 I Just KNOW yo sneaky ass is working on an album, and planning how you’re going to drop it and fuck shit up. Ima need you to stop this war-like tactic of dropping music. This ain’t WW2 bih. We shouldn’t have to Stop, Duck and Cover every time you choose to release something. And why yo ass always wanna release something late at night? We got Jobs, Families, Lives. What about the Children!? Do it for the Children. They runnin into walls at school and falling down steps because they ain’t get any sleep last night, because you wanna be petty and do shit like call up Nicki and drop remixes when people are setting their alarms for work the next morning!? Then they gotta answer questions like “Tisha, what happened to your hair?”. Just because you love Jay-Z and He bald don’t mean everyone else that loves you wanna be bald. OK!?

This is why I Neva ask her questions

Man recording: “ Grandma, where you going?”

Grandma: [angrily] “ To attend to my fucking business.”

Me af 😂😂😂

My fucking grandma omg

“To hell if I don’t change!” Was always a good one

SHE GOT R E C E I P T S

Omg omg omg

lort

college tips 

- do  not  take  8 am classes

- dont take 3 hr classes that only meet once a week

- sleep 

- when u write an essay pick out the quotes/examples u want and write the essay around it

- email ur teachers and meet with ur advisors regularly

- quizlet

- TRIPLE CHECK YOUR ALARMS 

- bring tupperware to the dining hall to smuggle out extra food

- dont wear your lanyard around your neck

- try to group your classes together in back-to-back time blocks. you wont want to go back to class once you get home

- STAY ON TOP OF YOUR HOMEWORK EVEN IF THERE ARE OPEN DUE DATES

- when walking on the sidewalk keep all the way to the right especially if your pace is slow

- yes, sometimes we can hear the music through your earbuds. we really don’t care or mind

- try not to eat a whole bunch after 10PM, especially fatty foods like pizza or lots of pop. you’ll get stomach aches in the morning

- nerd clubs are 100% okay and there are tons of students who share your interests with you, you just have to look

- take out the fucking trash

shout out to my hijabs for keeping islamophobic racists far away from me

it will keep cute guys away too lol guys dont want to date hijab girls 

Varun Dhawan

How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field What to do with your degree in 2013: cry

This

How college students were viewed in 1983: hardworking and passionate

How college students are viewed in 2015: lazy and unambitious

THIS

Don’t question me about anything I do in my house because you do not contribute anything to maintaining it.  (via blkproverbs)

Michelle Obama’s instantly classic speech at the ‘Black Girls Rock’ Awards is a must-watch.

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destroy the concept that everyone who wears glasses would look better without glasses

^^^this! This is my everything!