Julius Caesar memes are fun and all, but make sure you don’t forget the true meaning of the holiday: Stabbing the fuck out of politicians for their flagrant, self-serving abuse of power.
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(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)
is tumblr aware that half the uk is suddenly Very Invested in the royal family because we think kate middleton is dead
-she had surgery a couple months ago
-vanished from public
-upon returning looked like someone else
-every picture of her since then appears to be some form of photoshop
-the mother's day photo she posted 100% is photoshopped confirmed by her
shes gotta be dead this shit is EXCELLENT they aren't even blaming megan for anything at the moment that's how dead she is
like VERY photoshopped. some people have said her face in this picture was taken from a magazine cover. there's so much happening i'm having a blast rn
This is the picture the released to try and prove that she's alive and not in coma and all that.
That could honestly be fucking anyone.
They really want us to believe the only pap shot they could get was of her right ear....
That's also a manip:
The bow can be seen perfectly.
The case for the Princess of Wales having early-stage cancer and receiving treatment in private:
- They don’t want to ~distract~ from her father-in-law’s potentially deadly cancer diagnosis
- She may be going through chemo, which means she looks pretty sick and may have lost her hair. Therefore, she isn’t being photographed.
- If they surgically removed a tumor, that would require a long recovery time. If they did preventative surgery like a mastectomy, that’s an even longer recovery time.
- If it was another “invisible” medical issue or a mental health treatment, you KNOW they’d get at least one picture of her IRL out there to stop all this press. But you can’t really hide the fact that you’re going through chemo…
- She’s right at the age when women start to get breast and ovarian cancer
The case for the Princess of Wales being dead:
- Her PR person/scheduler/equerry/whatever-that-lady-is has also been MIA (def in the pit with her)
- One of the rooms in the Tower of London has been closed for “repairs” since Kate was last seen
- Palace insiders say she hasn’t even been heard on the phone in weeks
- Prince William was recently seen carrying a copy of the films Weekend at Bernie’s and Bernie (star. Jack Black)
- Five out of the nine historic Princesses of Wales were either openly murdered or died under very mysterious circumstances. I’m just saying…
Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)
I’m sorry but this comment is sending me
so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
Love this guy
The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self
THIS IS THE EXACT COMIC I WAS THINKING OF WHEN I MADE THIS BUT I COULDNT FIND IT! BLESS YOU!
ok!
Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash:
GENERAL ANAKIN SKYWALKER in his The Clone Wars glory
hmmm
That’s a tarot card