When will someone give me a million dollars so I can reboot Firefly with more lesbians and less racism???
Look, I’ve even got it planned out:
Captain Molly Reynolds (“Mal, call me Mal”) is the grumpy pan leader of a group of misfits aboard the spaceship Serenity. She tries to deny that she’s absolutely in heart-eyes with Inara (who is 300% ace), but no one believes her. Someday, she swears she’s going to throw them all out the airlock.
Zoe Washburn is brave, beautiful, and entirely smitten with her small ginger wife. Same-sex marriage was outlawed on the central planets after the Alliance took over, so they got married on Serenity out in deep space, where the laws didn’t apply. Any time people challenge the veracity of their marriage, Zoe asks them if they want to argue with her fists. There haven’t been any takers yet.
When the Tams get on board (in this version, they’re Korean like they SHOULD HAVE BEEN), Kaylee Frye starts falling in love not with the older Tam but the younger one. They protect each other – Kaylee from the guys who think going after a pretty lesbian is fun, River from her terrible dreams.
Is Jayne the token straight guy or an eight-foot-tall lesbian who wears knitted hats and hates everyone? I can’t decide which is better!
They’re known in Alliance circles as “those gorram smuggling lesbians”. Mal loves it.
wait I need this
Jayne gets written out of the show entirely to spite Adam Baldwin, who is a well known scumbag.
I WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE THIS SHOW