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me: I should do laundry
my brain: you should die
me: touché
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break your little heart // all time low
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birthday kisses
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me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today
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Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny
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do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
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different-landscapes
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The Story So Far // Nerve