NFTs sound like something Ed, Edd n Eddy would sell to buy Jawbreakers.

christmas smooches happy holidays uwuwuw

[Is…IS RICK TOUCHING THE BIRD BOOBIE?! 🤣😍🤣 ]

ofc he is

Grandpa and his friends

;.; !!!!!!! Rick being grandpa already <33

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics. About order, brotherhood, power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action.

look at this old man and his gay little outfit

“because you love him.”

rick is kind of a crybaby, actually

Oh my god of course…. the experimental line of mortys with a drama implant…. of course they’re just manufactured jesus christ

watching rick and morty like. hope this doesn’t get me emotionally invested in the funny cartoon characters so that i feel sad when the funny cartoon bad things inevitably happen to them

Furry balloons

Capybara

Reading this in September

Ellie, it’s October

GODDAMMIT

“ellie, it’s october” sums up the entirety of 2020 so well i can’t even think of a funny little quip to go at the end of this already-perfect post

It’s September again

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

Sad hours with Mantelope Yep, still not over Rick and Morty with All Tomorrows (once again many ‘Im sorry’s to @cmkosemen )

Love that this means I'm blogging pro bono. Volunteer blogger. Proletariat blogger. A blogger of the people.