GenerallyOutOfOrder

losing it at this

This literally sounds like a welcome to night vale segment

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Sometimes stupid is funnier.

do yourself a favor and google croissant on a tree in poland. come on, do it.

love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so  bad

i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison

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How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

And being a bully makes you an asshole.

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

A relevant thread

me: *saying "WHAT?" seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*

also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-

Gotta love an ADHD/Autism solidarity post

that adhd feel when u

when u

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this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD