strange but good fish

Ah yes…a Tiger Shark

Get out.

SO THIS WAS THE MOVIE POSTER FOR DEADPOOL 2 AT THE MOVIE THEATRE IN MY TOWN THEY MADE IT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE ACTUAL POSTER NEVER GOT HERE

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This makes me happy

For @the-dark-knight-bryces, when he’s high.

Stepping on lava. (Source)

Satisfying…I kinda wanna eat it

I wanna stick my hands in it

None of you should be allowed near lava

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!

yo

guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins 

FOREVER REBLOG

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

IAN MALCOLM IN JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM

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@readicus

@readicus

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

a warning

we have Ten Days

@readicus

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

tfw you’re a millenial but you don’t like avocado

I do this every morning. I say “Not today Death.”