burble time

Tactoon-cat Cartoons

With each I was like “Surely the cat doesn’t actually look like that in the image. surely this is an exaggeration.” but then I scrolled and yes, the cats are liquid

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

@noelle217

This is adorable

They just posted some more!

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And some more!

You forgot these!!!

I’m disappointed that these were left out

why are birds so cursed

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

Who wants to see my rabbit launch himself at my face this morning

Slight sound warning i got surprised

link is holding the camera

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG

not blog related, but I’m not an asshole

keep your animal friends safe.

Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost

I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t

This applies to humans, too.

The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.

Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning

:(

keep your smol and furry friends safe <3

Keep our sweet innocent babies safe from these types of fuckers!!

Why would anyone do that? Like…how can you be so cruel?? They will burn in hell

anyone please ask your crush out like this

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

THERES MORE

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

ITS BACK OMG

Omg it’s here!

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

ITS BACK

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

this is now a tumblr web comic, who knows when the next upate is, all we know is its gonna be fucking amazing when it happens 

best thing ever

Traditional style (Sorry the picture quality is really bad) but here is my (super short) update!!

(The text says : Movie? I won’t be late!)

my contribution!

This is beautiful

Love it

OMG I REMEMBER THIS!!! AND THIS IS SO LONG NOW AND SO ADORABLE!!! I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES!!

I love this so much. For multiple reasons. One all of the different art styles. Two I have been seen this post around Tumblr ever since I first came here. And three ever since I first came it’s been getting longer and better ever cents!

This is some cute shit

This has been here since the start of my blog and it’s one of my favourite posts that I had on my dash and it still is

Even after all this time I’m so invested in this

I

I AM SPEECHLESS

I love this so much😭😭😭

thiS IS THE ABSOLUTE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER XD

THIS IS SO CUTE I’M ACTUALLY SCREAMING

I’M SCREAMING

I’m crying and dying and screaming how is this possible

IT GOT BETTER!!!!!

BOI THIS IS SO FREAKING GOOD!

MY HEART

I want more

This definitely needs to be continued!!

Am I too late to join? :D

@neatatom @apitnobaka @noknmni

@veronicasummersfelton why not?

My hand slipped 

MORE PLS!!!!!!

HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE TO THIS THREAD

my favourite thing, artists of tumblr untiting to create a comic about high school notes gay love story

MORE PLEASE!

tagging all my artist friends who need to see this @takaraphoenix @dragon-of-creation @spider999now @shirmir @noksindra

I don’t have self control

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN! DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE!!

YES HELLO IM CRYING

itS BACK!!

There’s so much more AAAHHHH

I’m just gonna add something real quick 😆

Hurry someone add something please 😭😭

AHHHHH this is so adorable 😍

SOMEONE PLEASE ADD SOMETHING MY HEART IS SOARING THIS IS ADORABLE! 😍

THIS IS SO CUTE😍😍

@highwarlockofhogsmeade LOOK!! SO MUCH MORE CUTENESS FROM THE LAST TIME

This is the best

IT’S BACK

this was here when i first came and it’s back and better than ever

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS!!!

*screeches*

I AM IN LOVE!!!

THIS IS STILL GOING ON I AM IN LOVE

I CANT BELIVE ITS STILL GOING ON PLZ SOMEONE ADD ONTO THIS PLZ

Muses Wishlist: The premise with the locker notes and one not having a cell phone.

fuck i love this thread

I love this so much. Both the adorable boys and how a good portion of the artists on tumlr keep going “Oops, my hand slipped~” AND MAKING IT BETTER.

omg. there is more and it is BETTER EFERY TIME I SEE IT

Saw this and thought it was to cute not to reblog

I’m dying.

no.

too late I’m dead SO CUTE!!!!

IT UPDATED, YEEEEES!!!!

Look at this beauty!

YES A NEW UPDATE!

Please oh PLEEEEEEEASE

Can someone continue this, and tag me?

Aaaaaaa need more

AGREED

If someone continues this please tag me

BE STILL MY HEART

IM HAVING A FLUFF ATTACK (when something is so cute and fluffy you more than fangirl over. You OBSESS.)

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD I’VE SEEN AND PROBABLY WILL EVER SEE OH MY GOD

should i add something

@thewitch243 @skylagamingv2 here

oh my god that last addition al;skdjgalsd MY MOM PULLED THAT EXACT STUNT WITH ONE OF MY EX BOYFRIENDS BEFORE 🤣🤣🤣 i thought it was hilarious, he, on the other hand, turned shades of red i didn’t think he could turn

THIS IS THE FIRST THING THAT HAS GREETED WHEN I OPENED THIS APP AFTER 12345567890 DAYS!!!!! OMG OMG OMFG!!!!!

IM CRYING I NEED MORE

i hope Y’all don’t mind

DON’T LEAVE ME HANGING!!!!! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT??????!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!

Let’s break the notes.  Let’s go.

i can’t! if this never ends i’m very fine with that but this needs to be made into a book with the proceeds divvied up between the artists.

HOLY SHIT <3 <3 <3 I LOVE THIS!!!!

This was the shit that would be on your blog ONE WAY OR ANOTHER and now it got more BEAUTIFUL

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I AM WEAK FOR SOFT BOYS WITH FLUFFY LIGHT COLORED HAIR AND DARK SKIN YOU CAN PROBABLY UNDERSTAND IT FUCKING SUPERB YOU FUNKY LITTLE GAYS

I

Need

More

This is adorable

IT HAS BEEN UPDATED

i added,,, a thing,,,,

I LOVE IT

ITS BACK! AND I NEED MORE!!!!

I’ve always wanted to add to this but like… that’s a lot

There’s even more now!!!

Hey look I did a thing

The five year saga continues it’s so cute

This gets cuter everytime oh my gosh 💙💙

💚❤💜💖💛💚❤💜❤💖💜❤💚💖❤💜💚💛💖❤💜💚💛💖💛❤

Ouchhhh!! SO ADORBS I WANNA CONTTIBUTE

I drew these while thinking about that Cats trailer. It IS Caturday. We still do Caturday, right? Here’s some classic cats.. as Cats.

Thanks! I hate it!

unmute

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

How to Escape a Hair Grab or a Neck Grab ? Look at them, carefully.

tai chi pants on http://www.icnbuys.com/tai-chi-pants give you surprise at the new year.

follow back

REBLOG TO SAVE A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!

SIGNAL BOOSTING LIKE SHIT

self-defense is important.

Is this relevant to my blog? No. but currently there are 13K of you following me and this could help some of you. 

I didn’t even hesitate to reblog. You need to study this. Save yourself from this awful world and the people in it.

Boost.

✨🕺💀📹✨

oh my fucking GOD

i dont care how many times ive reblogged this

Source

what makes pikachu’s dancing from the ‘leaked film’ even better is the fact that it’s based on a key & peele sketch. here’s a side-by-side comparison. bonus:

How do you catch a hawk?!

Slightly uncomfortable dump

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers