I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).
Star Trek showrunners: 'We need to retcon Threshold out of existance.'
Star Trek fans: 'THRESHOLD DAY! THRESHOLD DAY! GOODIE GOODIE HIP HORRAY!'
so my dash's looking interesting today
hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was
#Love literally brought him back to life
whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him
come watch eurovision we got:
funky uncle squad ready to throw hands with the nearest dictator
human neon conga line
thor in a toyota
pagan wedding rituals
edgar allan poe
token boyband
tiny woman in a box
possessed barbie dolls
xena, warrior singer
matrix cosplayers
glam rock fire lord ozai
cyberpunk ninjas and modern art sculptures
and lastly, europe when the votes come in
FUCK YOU EUROPE AND GOODNIGHT
united by music? no, united by hatred for the jury vote
"12 points go to sweden"
me watching Sweden rack up all these points
jury vote moodboard
abolish the juries seriously
- they have shit taste. unimaginative. not willing to consider anything even slightly unconventional. boring as fuck.
- which is to be expected since they will always end up being composed of ppl w similar tastes.
- vulnerable to corruption. see: poland for just 1 example.
- we literally pay for this?? most broadcasters in the ebu are publically funded in some way afaik. WE pay for this contest it's OUR money we should get to decide who wins. democracy!
The cha cha cha cat:
I think "casting a spell on stage" is my second favourite Eurovision genre, only losing to "what fresh nonsense is that???" e.g. Finland, Croatia