I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

Star Trek showrunners: 'We need to retcon Threshold out of existance.'

Star Trek fans: 'THRESHOLD DAY! THRESHOLD DAY! GOODIE GOODIE HIP HORRAY!'

so my dash's looking interesting today

hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was

#Love literally brought him back to life

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

come watch eurovision we got:

funky uncle squad ready to throw hands with the nearest dictator

human neon conga line

thor in a toyota

pagan wedding rituals

edgar allan poe

token boyband

tiny woman in a box

possessed barbie dolls

xena, warrior singer

matrix cosplayers

glam rock fire lord ozai

cyberpunk ninjas and modern art sculptures

and lastly, europe when the votes come in

FUCK YOU EUROPE AND GOODNIGHT

united by music? no, united by hatred for the jury vote

"12 points go to sweden"

me watching Sweden rack up all these points

jury vote moodboard

abolish the juries seriously

The cha cha cha cat:

I think "casting a spell on stage" is my second favourite Eurovision genre, only losing to "what fresh nonsense is that???" e.g. Finland, Croatia