That Girl You Can't Shut Up

I love, love, that places have already set out Halloween things and decorating for the spooky season! It’s my favorite time of the year and I’ll be over here, decorating my place for this time of year, and being the only one in my apartment complex.

See, but this is what I don’t understand--if you start talking about Halloween and stuff, or even setting things up in September, it’s fine. But when I wanna put my Christmas tree up in November everyone throws a fit! What the hell!?

You know I don’t really have much going on and Vegas does sound pretty amazing right about now. I’ll order a toddler leash on Amazon for you to wear when we’re out. If I lose you there’s a chance someone will wife you up! Hah! I think we just share similar tastes in men because HELLO HANDSOME! Just accept the fact a song was written about your beautiful soul! It’s sweet. 

LISTEN! Ash said pretty much the same thing so why the hell don’t we do a girls trip soon or something!? You had to take it there with the fucking toddler leash, didn’t you! Can you blame them? Right? Nothing wrong with being able to both appreciate the finer things in life! Ugh, fucking never. I’ll never do it and that’s a promise!

It was clearly the best night of his life. But yeah, that’s understandable. I’d like to think you could go back in time and hook yourself a soul seeker, but we’re talking high school… I wouldn’t marry any of the fucks I went to school with. I’d rather be celibate for the rest of my life, and I say that because I’m an asshole. I’m also the same with beard/hairy. I don’t think I’d be able to do the whole mustache thing because the last thing I want to feel is potentially something tickling my nose on the regular. I’m currently working on a project, but it’s not a 24/7 kind of gig. I’d maybe probably be okay with making bad decisions. 

It had to have been, I mean come on, I’m a fucking fab prom date! That’s a good point. I mean, for me other then Tyler, my options are pretty shit. Oh man, I don’t even know what’s worse--they both sound like the worst possible options, damn. But maybe I’m wrong, maybe there’s some rando I went to school with who’s amazing now! Besides, I’m trying to beat Britney’s record for shortest marriage, here! You, asshole? Never! I just think--from what I understand--even being able to grow a legit 80s strache is like, an honor among men because not everyone can--so that’s why I went with it. But I gotta agree on the whole tickling of the nose thing. Yes! That’s what I like to hear!I said the same thing to Nikki, that she should come to, so now I legit think we should all fucking go because why the hell not?

Most guys are into this shit even if they dont admit it. Guys yelling at chicks need to be punched in the face unless they have done some terrible shit… like breaking a playstation or something. I still can’t believe you have so many damn cats! Mavi can never come over because she’s allergic. No Mavi for you! It was first season! You should remember everything from that season because you were basically my butt buddy.

The deets are is that I just returned to work last november. My role was dead, they decided to bring him back and asked me to do it and now I have a contract for a while. So I got to put everything by my show first. I like Mexico, but that is just me.

Well to say I can relate is a bit of an understatement--because that’s pretty much the same thing that happened to me! But I’ve got no complaints--I’ve been pretty open over the fact that I didn’t really want to leave in the first place. Are you happy to be back? Mexico is pretty great! Do you think you’ll try to get out there when you have some time off?

I think you should be surprised if no one finds themselves intrigued. This is totally for your own good! We can go when you’re not feeling so promiscuous. I’ll be your sober friend who keeps you out of trouble! If you’re looking to your past, Tyler Hoechlin has grown to be a very attractive man! Not many people have songs written about their soul, so I definitely did.

I guess that’s a good point you have there. No, let’s go now! I’ll promise I won’t up and marry anyone at least, how’s that? Is that enough? Do you and Ashley share a damn brain, or what? He has though, god damn, that was unexpected. Actually not it wasn;t--but whatever. I literally just trying to think about other songs about souls and I’m coming up blank. Fuck.

I bet you are hot when you get all fired up. Most women are! My new goal in life is to get you so worked up you want to beat the shit out of me. I can run, jump, and climb things faster than most so I should be the first out the door! Because first season we didn’t have private trailers and were stuck filming long ass days. How do you not remember me buying my own and parking it on set? I eventually took out the bed and made it an office but the couch still pulls out to one. 

Didn’t you go to prom with Hoechlin? I bet he’d make a good husband. He’s can grow a good beard. Have you ever thought about what it would be like if you could grow a beard? Would you have a Jersey Shore chin strap or a full on hearty lumberjack beard? I guess I should preface this with ‘you could be a dude in this scenario, if you want.’ But hey, if you wind up marrying someone, I want front row seat, bitch.

I did, I did. Or as I like to call it--the best night of his life--you know. Because I’m an asshole like that. Right? I think he’d probably be top choice out of the ‘guys from the past’ for a husband. Beard growing is probably the most important thing about being a husband, so good point. I like beards--but I don’t like being hairy? So I think if I could, I still wouldn’t? Or, if anything, I’d like to think i’d just grow a totally 80s stache and leave it at that. Sure, if I drunk marry someone, you’ll be the first person I call! What are you up to these days, just come make some bad decisions with me.

Your idea of crazy intrigues me! Maybe we should ban you from Vegas to cut down on the chances of a last minute marriage. You don’t need someone else writing about your Beautiful Soul before trying to steal your funds.

Why am I not surprised? No, come on! I love Vegas! But then again--maybe you’re right and maybe it would be for my own good. I guess that would depend on which guy from my past I decided to up and marry--gotta say, I’m pretty sure most of my graduating class has done pretty well for themselves, so at least there’s that. You just had to throw that dig in, didn't you?

You got the compliments this time! One of these days it may be something you don’t want to hear and then you will just want to smack me in the face with a frying pan. I wouldn’t push anyone but I would try to be the first one out to avoid it. I bought my won trailer! Yours was provided! 

I have a few days off of work--not long--but I’m getting one of those wild feelings one tends to get when you feel like you’ve been cooped up and everything’s been all about work...or maybe I’m the only one who gets like that? Either way--throwing it out there now--don’t be surprised if you see my name associated with something crazy in the next few days, wild hair’s like these never seem to end up well for anyone. Who knows, maybe I’ll pull a Britney and marry some kid I went to highschool with.

Smoothly honest in every way! Shit I wont even try to lift the damn trailer because I’ll be too busy running for the damn hills. I think you picking up my trailer would be more awesome. You should try and save it for me!