Mother Teresa who? Lindsay Lohan flys to Turkey to visit Syrian refugees

i arrive at the ball in my finest gown. i descend from the stairs like an angel from heaven and strike a pose

@goblindogs

i am wearing my finest velvet coat and my second-best doublet. from across the room, i see you, swathed in sorbet-colored tulle. the assassination is canceled. no one told me my target would be so beautiful 

Hazel London was right

Why WOULD you bring that to somebody else club

jsvshshshhshshsshshs

what type of bug is this

Harambe is great and all but what about  Shabani  that one gorilla all the japanese girls fell in love with bc hes so handsome

how about Bibles out for our Lord Jesus Christ

The apostles: omg Jesus has risen!!

Jesus: I didn’t die, I had crystallized and now I’m a glamazon bitch ready for the runway

i am LOVING this 2 death …………💀

Nacho Lopez

me: mom can I go out?

my mom: