Arrested Democracy AUS

Lindsay: Is it my imagination, or is he more commanding and mannish? It’s, like, I don’t know, maybe I do want to be with him.

Motherboy XXX - 2x13

Lucille: If I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear.  

Visiting Ours - 1x06

George, Sr.: Why?! If someone had left a note, this innocent man would still have his arm! Why?! J. Walter Weatherman: And that's why you always leave a note.

Pier pressure - 1x10

Michael: Are you serious?

Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

Sad sack - 2x05

G.O.B.: But still, where did the lighter fluid come from?

Burning Love - 2x09

Lucille: If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.  

Key Decisions - 1x04

Dr. Fishman: It looks like he's dead.

Michael: Uh, just to be clear: looks like he's dead, or he is dead?

Dr. Fishman: It just looks like he's dead. He's got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he's going to be fine.  

The One Where Michael Leaves - 1x02

These new snapchat filters are a bit much

G.O.B.: Take a look at banner, Michael!

Forget-Me-Now - 3x03

Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people's spirits. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

Staff infection- 1x15

"My political career's desperately in strife! can't keep my secrets tight! Ashley Madison's for me"

700+ government and police officials exposed in Ashley madison hacking scandal, I really hope Tony.Abbott.MP@aph.gov.au is on there

http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/arts-and-culture/700-australian-government-officials-police-exposed/3549bbe5-9138-4918-9dec-8ffeb1d2811c.htm

off topic but i couldnt help myself

Lucile: You can always tell a Milford man.

public relations - 1x11

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