the terrors of the past don’t stop

is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you

turned on the light in my pitch black bathroom and all 3 of my cats were on their hind legs, in a circle, beating the shit out of each like some secret feline fight club

for visual reference

Dex Reseacher Meowth

comic that makes you say poipole out loud in meowth voice

I like how these two entirely unrelated word bubbles come together into one beautiful narrative.

I mean

Harley and Ivy by @mikemaihack

Sorry to break it to y'all but believing in anything, participating in anything, has the capacity to harm people. There's no perfect system of belief that exempts you from having to continually work to not be an asshole.

Like, it never stops. It's not like you're gonna read the right book of philosophy or religion or magic and be like "I've found it! The perfect idealogical framework! Now all of my actions for the rest of my life will finally be perfectly moral and impossible to criticize!"

sometimes i drink coffee in the hopes it will make me more productive but it just makes me more unproductive faster

were in the same boat, i see

A very young Bruce Wayne, phoning his butler from a random party: “Alfred can you come get me? People here are doing cocaine.”

Alfred, who’d been snorting cocaine like James Bond for two decades before Bruce was even born, and only stopped because it set a bad example for his ward: “…certainly, sir.”

He gave up

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