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all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg
my god its back
I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes
If I got any gift from a crow I would keep it forever, I would affix these to the front door so they know I love and cherish them.
Murdered the entire squad
sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?
“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.
they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed
can NOT believe no one in the replies has added this. i have to do all the work around here
great work in the tags everyone
hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
Dave Brandt was so much more than a meme. He partnered with universities to experiment with and expand soil conservation and cover crop techniques, worked to educate other farmers through worldwide conventions and direct mentorship, founded the Soil Health Academy, and was called the "Obi-Wan Kenobi of soil health" by the chief of the USDA's conservation department.
There is no healthy planet without healthy ag practices, and this guy was a legend.
I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard
Mexican Folklore: You think this place is a Normal Location? Tch. You fool. Everyone knows this place is the SCARY Location.
British Folklore: There's a little Beast in your house... make sure you give it the necessary porridge....... otherwise it might turn to mischief.......
German Folklore: For the love of God, do NOT trust hot people and do NOT trust babies and do NOT trust short men and do NOT trust Christmas and do NOT trust sausage and do NOT trust the elderly and
US Folklore: This Giant Boy From Texas Is God's Favorite
Sandra winning Best Actress over Jodie (Critic’s Choice Awards 01/19) | Jodie winning Leading Actress over Sandra (Emmy Awards 09/19)
my timeline is full of tweets like this. i’m going to throw up
Attacks are worse than ever and no one has any way to document it or cry for help.
the red crescent cannot reach their teams and is deeply worried about their safety
NEW GIRL (2011-2018) — 1.01, “Pilot”
Clarke Griffin Appreciation Week 2023 Day Five : Bi Pride
I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse
some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met
my quintessential example of this:
i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.
i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.
I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.
Miette’s long lost brother, the betrayed sack of flour
