armin if ur reading this ily

what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer 

HELP

i love youtube comments

actually the main difference between tumblr and twitter is how people deal with their posts getting unexpectedly popular. if a post blows up on tumblr you delete it and stick a note on your blog saying “if you’re here about That Post please know that i will shoot you in the kneecaps without hesitation.“ a post blows up on twitter and suddenly you’re doing an acceptance speech at the oscars

A text I never expected to receive from my mother

idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them

ONCE AGAIN I AM LAID LOW BY THE MATRIARCHY

I can’t get over this lmaooo

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

That’s right. A volleyball club … everyone here … is part of the volleyball club. We’re all part of the same team.

I feel like we’re all being forced to waste our lives

hey what if we didn’t combine dozens of unrelated political positions into two color-coded options

that sounds like something someone from the other color would say; get ‘em, boys

pirates really had it going on man...... high waisted skinny jean lookin ass pants........ loose fitting and often deep cut shirts........ tall boots.... the belts.... swords....... long hair a lot.......... where did it all go........