WALLACE WELLS. Drunk homosexual.
This is me.
I was raised with the rule “never answer the door when you are home alone” and I still pretty much follow that rule. It’s ingrained in.
Lmao all of the moods
why is this so fucking funny
I will always add the follow up to this.
10k enemies to lovers slow burn
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
“Well, it’s not so much the last bite, maybe but it kind of last, a last meal. Well, it’s a meal that will trigger all the right… I meant all the left people.
Okay, you ready? Are you really prepared for this? Okay. A warning, here it is, the ultimate trigger sculpture, kind of culinary sculpture, it has everything that Democrats hate. Steak, plastic straws, and light bulbs. And if I could have put an SUV on this I would have. Okay?
Can you sip a steak? Mmm. Tastes good, it’s kind of a vapors of the steak.”
You know… “NEWS”
What is wrong with Republicans?
I thought this was an onion article but it’s real
I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here
It’s so chaotic I love it
just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design
1 I need more of THIS energy in my life.
2 is that a whole as sheet cake?!?
This video radiates similar energy lmao
By Lynda Barry May 2016
damn we really in the wildest timeline huh
Love this concept and yes to teachers rights but can I please be dp'ed by Rami and Sami
My 13 years old daughter has a great sense of humour, she drew this today!
This 13 year old is funnier than I will ever be
- “how to train your dragon is actually an allegory for being gay.”
- “elaborate?”
- “no.”
Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!
Man I dunno why Katara thinks Sokka’s so paranoid. If I saw a caillou lookin ass bitch come out of an iceberg with a six legged whateverthehell i would be suspicious and freak out too. Also Zuko please chill down
Caillou arrow boy why are you so nonchalant about being frozen for 100 years
“Relax Sokka, where we’re going you won’t need any pants!”
Aang what does that mean
What does that mean
Will you leAVE THAT POOR MAN’S CABBAGES ALONE
We gotta go see
In the fire nation
Those damn heterosexuals
Steampunk shit???? Steampunk shit????
Steampunk shit????
Steampunk shit????
I hate this whole Face Stealing shit. I’m going to die just don’t hurt my Boy
Thanks I hate it! I never want to see that millipede fuckass ever again
Oh she’s the fucking moon now
Do Not TOUCh my boys I’ll fucking cut you pPrincess Firebitch
No don’t float your hair down the river someone is going to Find It and then Find You and it will be Bad and I will cry
sECRET TUNNELLLLL
What if we kissed… in the labyrinth under a mountain… just kidding… unless…?😳
The earth kingdom city of
Oh no
Oh no
Oh shitfire
I think the only reason I was Going Apeshit over the avatar day ep is because I’d seen a lot of it with my friend once?? Even still, jesus fuckin christ 😂
The best reunion in cinematic history: Sokka and his boomerang
!!!! A GREMLIN
Sokka getting high off cactus water is something I’m less surprised about than I’d like to be. Also I wonder if those sandbender guys ever deal it out to people. Imagine. Cactus water cartels
Hm I think he’s just afraid of this one turning into the moon too-
Katara just made a direct callout post about me this isn’t allowed. Ma’am that isn’t allowed. She basically dished out rhetoric I give to other people all the time. I’m not the therapist friend per se but I am like… the shoulder-to-lean-on friend a lot of the time so hearing “..But now you’re not letting yourself feel anything. I know sometimes it hurts more to hope. And it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won’t stop caring” hit me way harder than I thought it would now that it’s coming back at me, and now I Am crying. I Am
KATARA MOSES
nvm some rayquaza lookin-ass is about to merc them 😔👊
Listen I’m. Already having a shitty night. This leaves from the vine shit Did Not Help
arjssjjrjsjwjd epic rap haiku battles of history
I command this episode to stop murdering me
This Dai Li shit is freaking me the fuck out
Seeing the caption “[Dai Li screaming]” on the screen is very satisfying
Can these children never catch a fucking break
Oh my god I’m dying!!!!!!! I love Sokka so much hes precious and a gift to this world the way he did that clappy thing and went :0 “Shopping!!!!!” GOD I fuxking. Love this boy. Forever
Sokka’s smile gives me MUCH serotonin
OH IROH’S FUCJIBG
MakjskajjwnebeSISIWKS HESS FUCJJIB HE S FUCKINGN RIPPED NOW YOOOO
“Seriously? It looks like the beach threw up all over it.”
…..me @ me
This forehead eye dude is fucking wack. What the hell and fuck
“Unfortunately, my success did not last, Aang.”
Of course it didn’t!!!!! It’s a motherfucking volcano!!!!!! What!! Did you think!!!! Was going!!! To happen!!!!!
S Sweatbending
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bAbY yoUr’E mY drEaM giRL
I’m starting to think that Aang’s not just sleep deprived, he’s also high off his ass
Yo those tanks that are bendy???? They crawl??? Like the Insects???? Excuse???? 💜?????
“Your uncle has really gotten to you, hasn’t he?”
“Yes, he has.”
:D
:D
:D!!!!
My my. Combustion Man seems to have combustioned himself
Two bros chillin in a war balloon five feet apart cause they’re not gay
“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”
“That’s rough buddy.”
THATS AN ACTUAL QUOTE? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS JUST MEMEING BECAUSE IT FUNNIE HAHA AND IT FITS W
This is the goddamn “Dash calls Danny a twink” situation ALL OVER AGAIN
Every time Sokka or Zuko smile or laugh, I go back a few seconds so I can see or hear it again
We can have one (1) time-wasting nonsense. As a Treat
This play is killing me I’m gong to die of secondhand embarrassment like actua- toPH OH MY FUCKING GOD
Toph: :D!! :D :D :D :D
Me:
Okay so does the island like… call upon people who are ‘lost’ in a few ways and make it so they are trapped there without knowing how until they find themself or some shit? It’s oddly specific speculation but like. I like the idea of an island that just fucking forces you to go to therapy
graMP GRAMP
I have NEVER cried over a reunion in a show or book or movie before now. Ever. Atla is breaking all kinds of records for me and I am having Emotions,
You know what? in a way I was right about it being therapy island
I got to see the absolutely stunning visuals and sweet conclusive scene of the end of this show… while shirtless in a dark pantry at 1am
Feel like I just speedran the whole series, op, thank you.
op is the embodiment of the entire atla fandom
shoutout to Barbie Princess and the Pauper for giving us a stellar critique of a capitalist-mandated patriarchy which mandates the oppression of women at multiple levels of social and economic classes in society, plus some great musical numbers
direct action
Chowder (2007)